FECHA DE CADUCIDAD

FECHA DE CADUCIDAD

El otro dia fui a renovarme el carnet de identidad y cuando me lo entregaron

me sorprendió descucrir que decía:

“Valido hasta el año nueve mil novecientos noventa y nueve”.

Le pregunté al funcionario la razon de tal absurdo y me respondió:

“Simplemente, que puede volver a renovarlo en el año diez mil”

Se me antojó una macabra broma de mal gusto, por lo que al fin le respondi:

“Pues tal como lleva el gobierno el tema de las jubilaciones tal vez me atienda usted mismo”.

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    roberto luis buonaiuto 7 de February de 2011 at 8:43 .

    La cosa no da para muchos chistes. Y su humorada, la verdad , está muy inteligente. Pero hay que encontrar la solución para una población de personas mayores que no estarán en actividad laboral y a los que haya que dar cobertura de salud y salarial.Y deberíamos decir: AFORTUNADAMENTE vivimos más años. Lo triste sería decir: DESGRACIADAMENTE no nos morimos tan pronto. Y para que eso ocurra tendremos que cambiar la forma de trabajar. Sería mejor comenzar más tarde y terminar más tarde también. Quizá comenzar a trabajar a los 40 y finalizar a los 70. Y en la época de los 15 a los 40 vivir mejor, viajar y aprender por el mundo de todo y luego con 40 años comenzar una etapa de trabajo para culminar a los 70/75 llenos de salud y vigor, para descansar bien hasta el final. Lo que pasa ahora es que llegamos a la jubilación muy desgastados y los años que servirían para descansar de una jubilación, son años de achaques, de enfermedades, de “ir aguantando” con pastillas , sobreviviendo y dando dos pasos para caer en un sillón a mirar la tele. Esta se me ocurre que es una opción interesante. Porque hay que buscarle una solución al tema ; antes de que seamos todos mayores de 67 y casi nadie joven para mantenernos.

  3. Mario
    Mario 7 de February de 2011 at 10:21 .

    La cosa no se si esta para pocos chistes o para hacerlos sobre todo, ya que todos los recortes que se agan, estan esclavizando el futuro de los hijos y los nietos de los cara duras que estan negociando el juvilarse ellos a los 65 y dejarlo bien atado, no preocupandose del resto de robos sociales, que tendran que pagar sus descendientes, yo a esto lo llamo egoismo generacional.

    Despues tambien hay que tener en cuenta, que todos los esfuerzos negociadores egoistas que agan, acabaran siendo en vano.
    Yo no creo que quede demasiado tiempo para que los jovenes, nos plantemos y dejemos de mantener via impuestos esta gran mierda que augura un negro futuro.
    Cuando nos hartemos y nos vayamos como ya esta pasando en muchos paises incluido españa, a eco-aldeas, cooperativas de consumo y de trabajo, etc.. tenemos miles de iniciativas.
    En estos lugares nadie pasa necesidad nisiquiera la gente mayor, la comunidad cuida del resto, pero estos vendidos de verdad se piensan que alguien los va a querer en su comunidad?
    A la larga a los vendidos es a los que les auguro un futuro muy malo.

  4. Narayami
    Narayami 8 de February de 2011 at 3:01 .

    Tenemos un futuro muy negro los jóvenes y la generación que esta entrando ahora lo van a tener peor aun…
    Te invito a que tu próxima reflexión en voz alta sea de como “negocia nuestro gobierno” para mandarnos fuera de nuestro país a trabajar en vez de hacer que los otros países vengan aquí a crear industria y fabricas sin cobrarles impuestos…
    O de como ha estado tan tranquilo este país mientras empresas como telefónica y otras, se han llevado los puestos de trabajo a otros paises del sur de América para cobrar unos servicios luego a los españoles a precio de oro.

    Un gran abrazo de una de tus lectoras que te admira :) desde Sultana Roja

  5. Mario
    Mario 9 de February de 2011 at 20:00 .

    Narayami, creo que adoptar medidas neoliberales de bajar impuestos a empresas, dentro de una crisis sistemica capitalista no es solucion, como mucho podria llegar a ser un parche, si ademas nos bajamos los sueldos para que la mano de obra sea mas atractiva en españa que en china, no vale solo bajando impuestos, me temo.

    No hay solucion, economica, politica o social a una crisis sistemica, como bien decian sarkozy o la merkel, sin cambiar el sistema capitalista desde sus cimientos.

    Incluso ellos lo decian.
    ¿quien les habra echo cambiar de opinion?

  6. Narayami
    Narayami 12 de February de 2011 at 1:27 .

    Hola Mario!
    Es posible que tengas razón pero mi planteamiento es el siguiente… ¿Por que mandar a los Españoles a Alemania a trabajar? y no invitar a Alemania y otros paises a crear industria, fabricas en nuestros pais, donde se les rebaje los impuestos al 50% o sean nulos (0€) los dos primeros años… con eso creamos puestos de trabajo y mucho!!! volvemos a meter dinero en las arcas de la Seguridad Social (ya que esa me importa mas que Hacienda, pues sera la SS la que nos pague algún día las pensiones si esto no va a peor…)
    Ahora me entero que la medida de 1 año exentos de pagar seguros sociales es solo para contratar un determinado grupo reducido de personas… “media jornada” “sueldos de 500€”, “menores de 30 años y con estudios” que ocurre con todos los demas? con nuestros mayores y no tan mayores? Vamos de mal en peor en este pais y lo mas triste es que por un estupido mundial de futbol, salieron incontables personas a la calle y para quejarse de la actual situación no salen ni 100 personas juntas… triste muy triste…..

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    Mario 12 de February de 2011 at 16:58 .

    Si que es trite que no protestemos como en egipto, hasta el punto de hacerlos caer.

    Yo es que creo que el gran error y el gran engaño, es hacerle creer a un pais entero que depende del “exterior”, ya sea por inversion o por industrializacion.
    Tenemos los conocimientos, los materiales, la mano de obra, mas que suficiente.
    ¿por que nos empeñamos en depender de la iniciativa privada?
    Acaso la inciativa privada esta pensada para hacer accesible a la mayor cantidad de gente posible los recursos?
    O mas bien esta para hacer que uno, pueda acumular mas de lo que necesita, y eso no va en contra de la gran mayoria?
    Dentro de esta logica, que de logico no tiene nada, no se puede beneficiar a unos sin ir en contra de los intereses de otros.

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